SOTU 2014

January 28, 2014

Having a hard time not blogging this. Just tuned in to the 2014 SOTU. Not sure how much I’ve missed, but that really doesn’t matter. We have the same comedic material as we do year in year out. Take for instance, the skin tones of, from left to right, the Vice Prez, Obama, and Speaker Boehner. Joe Biden – super white. Obama is looking lighter than normal…in fact, he looks like he just has a nice tan, ironic considering he’s the black guy of the group. But Boehner…Boehner… REALLY?!!! He looks like he’s been hanging out in the tanning bed but yet forgot to wear his SPF 15. What the he*l is up with your skin, dude?! Year in, year out, I realize I harp on the same thing. But it just doesn’t get old. If you simply block out what is even being discussed and focus, quite simply, on the variety of skin tones…it’s really quite hilarious.

More soon perhaps. If something strikes me, I’ll blog again. Enjoy.


new feat

September 28, 2013

Opened public bathroom door with foot.


August 21, 2013

Hey everyone Sara finally likes a guy! But guess what. He is from a foreign country and was only here on a work visa which expired, so is most likely about to get deported.

Moral of the story:

– Sara finally likes someone, yay!
– But naturally, he’s about to get deported.

Just another day in the life…

Morning commute

July 12, 2013

Well hello. Haven’t been on here in a hot minute. Long time. Anyway, much has transpired in my life since I posted about mono (forgot I posted about that – probably because I was delirious). I went to Firefly, dated a few whack jobs, found a new favorite bar, and moved back to civilization. All in a days work.

But I am here today because I find myself in another car ride to CT. As much as I love my siblings Jean and Dave, a blog story just came to mind so I had to take advantage of the thought before it vanished for good. You all know my memory at this point.

So this a.m. I’m walking to the bus stop rather than to the metro, because on special occasions (read: last three weeks because I think I gave myself a stress fracture at Firefly) I avoid walking and take the bus. I time this perfectly per the NextBusDC app (get it, you won’t regret it). I roll in hot (literally with my suitcase) and post up shop at the bus stop. Bus is 4 mins out. Timed perfectly, per usual. Give myself a quick pat on the back. If I had missed it, I would have been late to my 10am meeting (keep your thoughts to yourself please).

Soon enough, I see my bus off in the distance. The good old reliable 96. So close, yet so far away. Because as I spot said bus, I smell smoke. Then I notice smoke billowing out of the building between myself and the bus. Luckily, the fire station was literally next to the building on fire. Well, that’s convenient, I thought. Sure enough, one second later the firetrucks come out, the road is shut down, and 96 is still at the light unable to get to poor little old (literally, my bday is in a few weeks :-/) me. I realize at this point, my bus is not coming. After watching the blaze for a bit, I figure I should actually walk to the metro in order to get to work at a decent hour. Oh well. I was a half hour late to a meeting because a fire broke out in the building next to the bus stop, preventing my bus from getting to me. Likely story.

hypochondria strikes again

May 7, 2013

The right side of my neck has been hurting for a couple of days, throat just started hurting today, and just checked my temp and have a fever. I appear to be sick…again. 2013 has been the year of sickness. So, after realizing I have a fever, my natural inclination is to hit the internets to try to figure out what could be the cause of this illness. I google “swolen lymph node on one side of neck” and come to my first link. Options:

1) mono [I have been extremely tired recently so this is possible],
2) laryngitis [voice is fine so I guess that’s not it], and
3) sore throat.

Hmmm. I’m gonna go with sore throat for now, since I’m just getting over a cold and I can’t have mono during the summer. That won’t work for me. But let’s check another link – I’m sure there’s got to be some other options. After a couple more fairly useless links, I stumbled upon this great blog post. Please read and enjoy.

Anddddd…that’s my cue to go to bed so I can fight whatever it is. Sometimes I have to remind myself that I’m not a doctor, even though my self-diagnosis accuracy rate is usually at about 75%. 80 on a good day.

Okay, good night!

– Sara



guess that person

April 21, 2013

Ran the GW Parkway 10 miler this morning. Amazing run, highly recommend. I have been wanting to do it for as long as I can remember, but weddings or some other travel had prevented me from participating. Sadly, I wasn’t able to train for it. However, this week I was able to convince a friend who had also not trained to run it with me and we did very well considering.

I was just telling someone about the run. Although said person has asked to remain nameless, some of you may be able to guess who it is. Here was the conversation:

Sara: It was great, but my IT bands really hurt during the run.
Mystery Person: Well, could you take them off?

On that note, maybe I’ll go ice the IT bands. Or, I could just take them off.



April 2, 2013

I finally created a twitter account! Please follow me @saraphhh
#iamawesome #lml #upat5amtodothis #notsurewhy #datingindcsucks #hashtagsareweird #butithinkimfinallygettingthehangofit

Okay maybe not. Back to bed!

Love always,