Did a girl really just bitch when I asked her to move her stuff so I could sit it the open seat next to her on a crowded metro train? Yes, she did. Sorry honey, I know your boots are very important and deserve a seat of their own.
Excuse me, ma’am, would you mind if your boots moved over to make room for a human being in the seat next to you?
I’m sure if I had used “ma’am,” it would have really pushed her over the edge. You have to hand it to people, some of them really know how to be pleasant first thing in the morning.
You gotta love the metro.