metro pleasantries

Did a girl really just bitch when I asked her to move her stuff so I could sit it the open seat next to her on a crowded metro train? Yes, she did. Sorry honey, I know your boots are very important and deserve a seat of their own.

Excuse me, ma’am, would you mind if your boots moved over to make room for a human being in the seat next to you?

I’m sure if I had used “ma’am,” it would have really pushed her over the edge. You have to hand it to people, some of them really know how to be pleasant first thing in the morning.

You gotta love the metro.

3 Responses to metro pleasantries

  1. Nicole says:

    Riding the Metro is always an adventure. Sometimes amazing, like when someone jumps onto the tracks to save someone who has fallen in. Sometimes awful, like when an innocent guy gets jumped on the platform. And sometime an a-hole thinks her bag deserves its own seat while people are forced to stand. You never know what experience you’ll have when you ride the Metro.

  2. JK says:

    You should get a fart app and let er rip next time you have to sit next to one of these maroons.

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