Cube guy. Guess he’s been gone about two weeks based on my last posts about him. No clue where he’s been but maybe I’ll find out soon. The sound of his voice just irks me, and he’s no longer coughing so maybe he cured the lung cancer. He just let one rip – a long, loud fart. I forgot to tell you in my last posts that he farts and burps on call, at least once per day if he’s here. Having him in the cube next to me could quite possibly be worse than something that would happen in an episode of The Office, not sure.